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"F... you" Function

U.S.A. You says "Fuck you" to the president of U.S.A. Nothing happens, you become famous, they make you write a book and you make millions of dollars. But meanwhile the President sues you and gets all the money you have. ENGLAND You say, "Fuck you" to the Prime minister of England. The Prime minister says "fuck you" to you too. FRANCE You say, "Fuck you" to the president of France. Millions of people supports you and says "fuck you" to the president. Meanwhile the president of France writes poems because of his sadness. JAPAN You say, "Fuck you" to the Prime minister of Japan. The Prime minister says "I'm sorry; I'm not interested on your body." GERMANY You say, "Fuck you" to the president of Germany. The police come and say "Please don't fuck the president". SWEDEN You say, "Fuck you" to the Prime minister of Sweden. People vote if they accept you to fuck the Prime minister or not. If the answer is yes you fuck the Prime minister. If the answer is no, the Prime minister shakes your hand. ROMANIA You say, "Fuck you" to the president of Romania. The president starts dancing with you with gypsy music. TURKEY You say, "Fuck you" to the president of Turkey. The president takes his gun and shoots you. He goes to jail for 8 years or escapes the country and Greece welcomes him as a political refugee. CHINA You say, "Fuck you" to the Prime minister of China. The Prime minister will literally fuck you. ITALY You say, "Fuck you" to the president of Italy. You get price quotes from the mafia for realizing your passion. RUSSIA You say, "Fuck you" to the president of Russia. The president kisses your mouth. SAUDI ARABIA You say, "Fuck you" to the president ... But, there is no president, you become foolish. But if you say "fuck you" to the king, the king cuts your tongue... IRAN You say "Fuck you" to the president ?!? You are too late my friend, you've already been "Fucked" by the president !!!