"F... you" Function

U.S.A.
You says "Fuck you" to the president of U.S.A. Nothing
happens, you become famous, they make you write a book
and you make millions of dollars. But meanwhile the
President sues you and gets all the money you have.

ENGLAND
You say, "Fuck you" to the Prime minister of England. The
Prime minister says "fuck you" to you too.

FRANCE
You say, "Fuck you" to the president of France.
Millions of people supports you and says "fuck you" to
the president. Meanwhile the president of France
writes poems because of his sadness.

JAPAN
You say, "Fuck you" to the Prime minister of Japan. The
Prime minister says "I'm sorry; I'm not interested on your
body."

GERMANY
You say, "Fuck you" to the president of Germany. The
police come and say "Please don't fuck the president".

SWEDEN
You say, "Fuck you" to the Prime minister of Sweden. People
vote if they accept you to fuck the Prime minister or not.
If the answer is yes you fuck the Prime minister. If the
answer is no, the Prime minister shakes your hand.

ROMANIA
You say, "Fuck you" to the president of Romania. The
president starts dancing with you with gypsy music.

TURKEY
You say, "Fuck you" to the president of Turkey. The
president takes his gun and shoots you. He goes to
jail for 8 years or escapes the country and Greece
welcomes him as a political refugee.

CHINA
You say, "Fuck you" to the Prime minister of China. The
Prime minister will literally fuck you.

ITALY
You say, "Fuck you" to the president of Italy. You get
price quotes from the mafia for realizing your
passion.

RUSSIA
You say, "Fuck you" to the president of Russia. The
president kisses your mouth.

SAUDI ARABIA
You say, "Fuck you" to the president ... But, there is
no president, you become foolish.
But if you say "fuck you" to the king, the king cuts your tongue...


IRAN
You say "Fuck you" to the president ?!?
You are too late my friend, you've already been "Fucked" by the
president
!!!